Page 18: Old Lady

Page 18: The Old Lady

A little old, blue-haired lady shakily walks into a porno shop. She can barely get to the counter because she's so wobbly. But she finally makes it.

She asks the clerk in a shaky voice, d-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave d-d-d-d-diildos?"

The clerk replies, "Why, yes we do."

The little old lady then asks, "D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou hhhhhhave one aaaaabo-ut 6 innnn-ches lllllllong annnnnd aaaaabo-ut 2 innnn-ches thiiiiick?"

The clerk politely replies. "Yes, ma'am."

"D-d-d-d-d-d-does it ru-u-u-n on 2 d-d-d-d-d-d-ouble A batttttttttter-ies?" She shakily asks.

He nods, "Yes."

"D-d-d-d-d-ooooo yooooou knnnnnnnow how ttttttto ttttttturnthe damn thing o-ff?"

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