A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the
secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his corn flakes every
morning.
The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35
great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
