Anagram for "Monica Lewinsky'':
insane milky cow
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What one word does the following describe:
It's greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
Rich people need it,
Poor people have it,
And if you eat it, you will die.
Answer: "Nothing."
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Q. Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a Nasal Spray?
A. It's for Dickheads !!!!!
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Q. What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in
common?
A. By the time you're finished with the breasts and thighs, all
you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
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Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told
her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours
for life." From the back of the room a small mail voice said,
"Kristina, Kristina, Kristina, Kristina, Kristina, Kristina, Kristina,
Kristina, Kristina, Kristina."
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TASTELESS
As the U.S. Justice Department launched a lawsuit against
the tobacco industry, the White House admitted that
President Clinton has not kicked his cigar habit, while
acknowledging that Clinton's cigar-smoking sent a mixed
message to American children...
... More importantly, has Monica Lewinsky quit HER cigar
habit...?
. Doesn't Clinton know that REAL men smoke pipes? Cigars are
for pussies!
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JOKE OF THE DAY
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out his
application, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an
opening for people like you."
"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"
"It's called the door!"
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