Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was foing to make Adam a companion and that it would be called Woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for youl She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give yo love nad passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like that cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the moral of the story is, "You get what you pay for".
