Mr. Larson got himself a new secretary. She was young sweet and very polite.
One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room she said, "Mr. Larson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. Calling her in he asked, "By the way Ms. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
Ms Jones, replied, "Why no sir! All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags."
