Seems God was just about done creating the universe and had two extra
things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
One of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up
while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple. "I was wondering if
either one of you wanted the ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to, please, oh please, let me
have that ability. It'd be so great!
When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it
fly. It'd be so cool, I would write
my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to. Let me stand
and pee, oh please..."
Eve smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it.
Adam was then given the ability to
control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position.
And so, he was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the
tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's
left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms."
