Page 25: Virus Alert!!!!

Page 25: Virus Alert!!!!

*****BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES*****

CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 5 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS (a strain of the Lewinsky virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "our hearts will go on").

DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

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