A man is driving through the misty hills of Scotland when a huge red-headed Highlander steps into the middle of the road. As the driver slams on the brakes, he sees a beautiful young woman
standing at the roadside.
When the car stops, the big kilted man opens the door and drags the man out onto the road.
"I want ye tae masturbate!" the Highlander shouts. "Dae it noo ... or I'll bloody kill ye!"
Terrified, the driver drops his trousers and starts to masturbate.
With the girl there, it doesn't take him long to finish.
"Again!" snarls the Highlander.
This scenario is repeated several times. The hapless driver rubs himself raw and gets cramps in both arms. He finally collapses in a sweaty heap on the ground.
"I can't do it again. You'll have to kill me!" the man whimpers.
The Highlander looks down at him and says, "All right, laddie. Now can ye give me daughter a lift to Inverness?"
