A door to door salesman knocked on the door of an old farm house one day, and asked the little boy who answered if his mother was home. The little boy responded, "No sir, she's out back, 'mmphmming' the goat." The salesman was so surprised that he asked the same question again, thinking he had misheard the little boy. The response was again, "No sir, she's out back, 'mmphmming' the goat."
In complete shock, the salesman said, "Little boy, doesn't it upset you that your momma is out back having relations with a goat?"
